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Yeah, I guess I'm a stoner, right? Well, I always thought it was a good exercise idea. It's part of the reason I've dropped 20 pounds in the last three months. You wouldn't think somebody like me at 6'4" and 300+ pounds should be any good at something like controlling a hacky sack, but you'd be amazed.

Anyways, yeah. Hacky sack is fun.

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May. 5, 2009 | 4:21 PM selena18 says:

Hey cunt!

I've never really tried, i'm too cool for that shit. I didn't know you were a giant :O

May. 5, 2009 | 4:32 PM Gooch responds:

Yeah, it's true.

May. 5, 2009 | 6:41 PM Razzar508 says:

everyday at lunch me and my friends go into the courtyard at school and '' hack the sack'' im pretty good at it. its fun. ;3

May. 5, 2009 | 6:49 PM Gooch responds:

That's how I got started on hackin', too.

Fun times, except for the time I tried a header while somebody else tried to kick it. I got kicked in the forehead and nearly passed out. :S

May. 5, 2009 | 7:26 PM MitchBoing says:

My parents used to Hacky sack. We have some at my house.

May. 5, 2009 | 7:37 PM Earthshine says:

I'm pretty good at it, come to Boston and I'll challenge you.

May. 5, 2009 | 8:19 PM Gooch responds:

If I ever head up towards Boston, I'll take you up on that challenge. :)

May. 5, 2009 | 11:58 PM Psycho-Pickle says:

300+? Wow.. Cool.

I used to back in high school, I was pretty good.
But I was the guy that usually ended a good run by missing something easy.

May. 6, 2009 | 12:21 AM Gooch responds:

Hey, we all miss something easy every now and then.

I hate when there's one person who's the only who hasn't touched it yet, and then when you pass it to the guy, he misses. That's a lot worse than missing an easy one.

May. 6, 2009 | 12:23 AM Psycho-Pickle says:

Agreed, thats why we usually just played with the same people all the time.
We didn't like new people.

May. 9, 2009 | 1:01 AM RKthrilla says:

I always knew you were good at handling sacks.

May. 9, 2009 | 1:28 PM Gooch responds:

LOL. Yeah. Hacky sacks, grocery sacks. Really after that, it's downhill.

May. 11, 2009 | 4:44 AM Tancrisism says:

Best fucking sport in the world.

May. 11, 2009 | 5:03 AM Gooch responds:

Damn straight. Beer pong is quickly becoming my #2 favorite sport. :)

May. 15, 2009 | 2:30 PM FurryFox says:

I miss hacky sack. I used to play it a lot in high school. I was actually good at it even though I am a bit chubby and I am still good at it.

May. 15, 2009 | 3:10 PM Gooch responds:

I know how you feel. I'm in the same boat, amigo. :)

May. 15, 2009 | 6:06 PM Evark says:

When it comes to the sack, I'm a hack.

... nah I'm ok. I can keep it airborne and then I give it away quickly.

May. 16, 2009 | 3:05 AM Gooch responds:

I think I'm going to make a video for Youtube to see how long I can keep it going. I think I can probably get anywhere between 50-75 in a row on a good day. My record's 90 hits in a row.

May. 16, 2009 | 3:24 AM Alamadu says:

I used to play the shit outta some hackey sack

I haven't touched one in years though

your blog has just made me nostalgic.

May. 16, 2009 | 3:38 AM Gooch responds:

The nostalgia sets in. It's a good nostalgia, though.

May. 16, 2009 | 7:22 AM Curlyboy8 says:

Do you have all the achievments?

May. 16, 2009 | 2:32 PM Gooch responds:

lol no, not even close.

May. 18, 2009 | 8:33 PM SlyGuyMoves says:

I have to agree. They're a blast.

May. 20, 2009 | 9:44 PM soulreapermarco says:

i always drop the sack :(

May. 20, 2009 | 10:47 PM Gooch responds:

Practice a little and you'll be able to handle your sack just fine. :)

May. 22, 2009 | 11:13 PM X-TERRORIST-X says:

It's the official sport of my school's track team. If you don't play, your not "in"

May. 22, 2009 | 11:31 PM Gooch responds:

I'm open to all people playing, as long as they don't suck too horribly.

May. 23, 2009 | 4:18 AM Gorgorothx says:

Fuckin love hacky sack. Been playing for years, but only when it's in season ;) Come on up to MI sometime and we'll start a circle.

May. 23, 2009 | 5:10 AM Gooch responds:

I'll heavily consider the offer. :D

May. 23, 2009 | 7:46 AM Digitaaliklosetti says:

Hacky sack causes unemployment.

May. 23, 2009 | 2:20 PM Gooch responds:

Not so much hacky sack as it is shitty economy.

May. 27, 2009 | 3:04 AM MissingNYC says:

i used to play... back in HS, i was really good at it too

Jun. 16, 2009 | 4:28 AM peacefulsniper says:

MY NG FRIEND YOU HAVE TO GO OUT SIDE AND STOP GOING ON THE COMPUTER EVERY DAY AND SECOND I MEAN 10000 medals level 36 50,000 blams/saves wow. internet loser.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 4:32 AM Gooch responds:

Yeah, I know. But hell, when you have the time do so every now and then, why not, right?

Jun. 16, 2009 | 4:31 AM peacefulsniper says:

oh i have a story about hacky sack kinda funny. it was me and about 4/6 friends. we were playing i suck dnt play it but we were wasting time after school we were going to mall later and this old lady i mean odl 50+ idk real age but she came out and said i want to play. i was o god. she tried to kick it and almost fell over. i thought i was going to jail for killing an old lady cops would of thought 4/6 kids in high school going to mall maybe need some money tried to rob old lady. haha thats what came into my head when i saw her in the act of stumbling. haha.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 4:33 AM Gooch responds:

LOL. Never let somebody that is 50+ years old hacky sack with you. I mean sure, it was funny when you saw her nearly fell over, but they're just going to look like a complete idiot if they think the can do so.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 4:40 AM peacefulsniper says:

haha true to both of them. i get on when i can im trying to get a different whistle and get sup commander. but it takes too long. i was just joking aroun i mean its 4:36 here im a little tired playing my xbox and on here. freaking hate my xbox freezes without intercooler. so i got one and that thing works when it wants to. and i love RPG'S nd they take a while to beat so ill be playing a while and it will freeze on me and the first thing to come to mind it when did i last save. then the dreaded save look comes and it was a while back haha. i hate gamefly sent me phantasy star universe which was like 5th or 6th on my list i wanted to get cod4 i miss it and it was first and i didnt get it. i just bought legendary and fear 2.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 4:47 AM Gooch responds:

I actually own Phantasy Star Universe. Isn't that bad of a game if you ask me, but I haven't had a chance to play it much just because I haven't really wanted to after my first 360 shit out on me.

But yeah, I'd definitely prefer one of the COD games first. I mean, I'm more into the games like Guitar Hero, Rock Band, and some of the sports games, but it's always fun to play an adventure or RPG game once in a while.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 5:05 AM peacefulsniper says:

i used to play guitar hero 3 but those games kinda get boring after a while its kinda not fun. and they come out with a new version every week. i like hard games and RPG's can be hard. ive only played cod4 and crappy 5. and cant wait until modern2. and bioshock 2, batman arkham. final fantasy 13. resident evil 5 was a dissapointment to me. haha i just upgraded to 3 game rental they better send me cod4 now haha. have you played oblivion and fallout3 two great games. i bought the pitt and operation anchorage and downloaded them and my saves disapeared i said screw it ill waste $20 dont feel like playing game all over. i like star ocean great gmae and series very underated. same for infinite undiscovery. sports games are a bit boring. i like them but dont last long. your a pretty cool mod most never talk to others well most people dont talk anyway but most mods never talk. they are like zombies who only get enjoyment out of baning people. i wish i had an account since ive visited NG. i might have a chance of being a mod then. ive been here since 04/05 forget which year. but was never really into internet really only visited here and youtube.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 7:44 PM TyCampbell says:

How can you not be into the internet?

Theres all the XXX content a person could ever need!

Jun. 22, 2009 | 11:45 PM zrb says:

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Jun. 23, 2009 | 1:06 AM Gooch responds:

lol what the fuck?

Jun. 26, 2009 | 12:07 AM Tluck-Person says:

I haven't done a thing with a hacky sack in almost ten years... those things were the shit!!

Jun. 26, 2009 | 2:01 AM Gooch responds:

They still are, though I haven't played around with one in a couple weeks.

I'm slackin' on hackin'. :(

Jul. 6, 2009 | 9:56 AM knightsofthecircle says:

Since I'm bowlegged, I could never do more than two kicks with a hacky sack.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 6:54 AM Liteice says:

I always sucked at hack sack.

By the way, congrats on getting the medal of failure.