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Age/Gender: 24, Male
Location: Oquawka, Illinois
Job: Grain Factory Worker

I got two turntables and a microphone. . .

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Gooch

Your Honor. . .

Posted by Gooch Jul. 13, 2009 @ 11:26 PM EDT

. . .I am not an EXPERIENCED cannibal.

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Jul. 14, 2009 | 1:46 AM TyCampbell says:

OVERRULED!
YOU ATE MY DAUGHTER!
NOW I SHALL EAT YOU!
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*...!
NOW I SHALL DRINK YOUR BLOOD!


Jul. 14, 2009 | 1:43 PM Psycho-Pickle says:

I did not get on that plane expecting to eat ANYONE! I simply tasted a little of each in the hopes that the next one would taste better! I'm sure your honor has done the same thing with a box of chocolates.

Jul. 14, 2009 | 3:46 PM Gooch responds:

Judge: No I haven't. My wife does it and I HATE IT when she does it. I guess I wouldn't care if I loved her more, but let's face it, *CRIES* I NEED SOME TIME TO MYSELF! Case dismissed. *Gavel Smack*


Jul. 14, 2009 | 4:21 PM blakemo says:

What is that from?

Also, don't get hacked

Jul. 14, 2009 | 4:26 PM Gooch responds:

Kids in the Hall.


Jul. 19, 2009 | 9:07 PM Prinzy2 says:

I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.


Jul. 21, 2009 | 7:16 PM thelittleemo says:

I eat people.


Jul. 24, 2009 | 3:30 PM tigerkitty says:

Kids in the Hall? That's reaching back a ways. I remember one sketch they did with zombies and she keeps throwing off her shoes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1sX_n 0vBjA

found it on youtube... that made me laugh when I was a kid for some odd reason

Jul. 24, 2009 | 5:16 PM Gooch responds:

Well, it's amazing what you can find on Youtube. They have a lot of the great sketches from that show on there.

Here's another one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V A7U_D7lU0&feature=related


Jul. 26, 2009 | 4:51 AM tigerkitty says:

how's work?

Jul. 26, 2009 | 1:03 PM Gooch responds:

Actually, I'm still laid off. That's why I've been working feverishly around the clock trying to find another job. I'm hoping I hear back from the high school I went to soon enough. They were looking for a teacher's assistant of some sort.

But yeah, I'm a little pissed at the situation at my current job. I was supposed to be called back in March, and here it is late-July, and I still haven't been back to work. It's ridiculous, I tell you. >:(


Jul. 26, 2009 | 6:58 PM tigerkitty says:

Hm, I didn't mean to touch a nerve.

Good luck for the teaching assistant position. Teenagers are brutal though lol

Jul. 26, 2009 | 8:00 PM Gooch responds:

Meh, you didn't touch a nerve. At least there's unemployment money. :)

But yeah, I'm friends with a few of the teenagers I know that go to that school, so the transition would be smooth sailing.


Jul. 27, 2009 | 5:20 AM Me-Patch says:

Kids In The Hall was the greatest sketch comedy group ever formed. Better than Monty Python even.

Jul. 27, 2009 | 5:23 AM Gooch responds:

I believe in the same idea. It's just a shame KIds in the Hall didn't have that many years to flourish as well as other sketch comedy shows. Then again, six years for sketch comedy is pretty damn good nowadays.

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