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WHY DIDN'T YOU EVOLVE ME, YOU ASSHOLE!?!

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Level 42 Gamer
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Ranked as Sup. Commander

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Hello, Everybody.

2014-11-13 02:12:19 by Gooch

God, it's been a while.  I've seen how much Newgrounds has evolved over the past few years. It's amazing.  Props to everybody that's made Newgrounds what it is today.

Anyway, life has been great since the last time I posted an update.  I've been working my casino job for over four years now.  I've been in a great relationship with a beautiful woman that I love for almost three years now.  Plus, we had our first child together back in August of 2013.  It's hard to believe she's already 15 months old.  Seems like yesterday she was born.  Hell, the next time I blink, she'll probably be in school.

But yeah, life's good.  Wouldn't change a thing about it.  It's great to finally take a few minutes and inhabit the site once again.  Not a lot of people these days probably even remember, or even know, who I am or what I used to do on here.  That's okay.  Maybe there will be more people to meet, and more topics to talk about.  

So yeah...   Cheers, everyone.


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Investigator 25 Points You found the secret. Medal Stats.
Surprise 5 Points You didn't find nothing inside the cupboard Medal Stats.
Shooter 5 Points You used the slingshot with success Medal Stats.
Angry spider 5 Points You left the spider angry Medal Stats.
Mute 5 Points I don't want to hear Medal Stats.
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Total Medals Earned: 3,054 (From 480 different games.)

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Gooch- Pirate Voice Acting Voice Demo Song
Psychadelic Bike Ride Ambient Song
Beatbox Sample Hip Hop - Olskool Song
Aurora Hip Hop - Modern Song
Mega G Hip Hop - Olskool Song
Newgrounds, I Hit 'Em Up! Hip Hop - Modern Song
Spider's Cave Miscellaneous Song

Latest Shared Creations

Gooch Added to levels for Little Cannon Aug 2, 2010. Load Level
Key Timing Added to levels for Time Fcuk Sep 18, 2009. Load Level