Total Medals Earned: 19,520 (From 3,233 different games.) Total Medal Score: 411,845 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (45/250 points)
Pick up a match.
Find the letter of greed.
Find the letter of lust.
Find the letter of pride.
Find the letter of sloth.
Find the letter of envy.
Find the letter of gluttony.
Find the letter of wrath.
Find all available matches.
Complete the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/6 (140/340 points)
Clear Level 1
Clear Level 2
Clear Level 3
Clear Level 4
Final time under 7m
Final time under 5m
Medals Earned: 10/18 (120/500 points)
Learn about all the power-ups in the "?" section
Read both pages of the credits section
Finish Mission1 without being harmed at all
Finish Shooting Challenge4 with 70+ shots left
Finish Shooting Challenge1 with 20+ seconds left
Finish Shooting Challenge2 with 70+ shots left
Finish Shooting Challenge3 with 20+ seconds left
Play and complete the Tutorial Mission
Finish Mission5 using mouse movement controls
Finish Shooting Challenge5 with all 3 bonus stars
Commit a suicide
Finish Mission7 with 40+ seconds left
Finish Mission12 with 30+ seconds left
Score more than 10000 points
Finish Mission9 on hard difficulty
Score more than 20000 points
Finish Mission13 on insane difficulty
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/19 (125/310 points)
Don't do aything!
Earn over $100,000!
Succumb to depression and hostility!
Earn over $50,000!
Do not upgrade "Health" Skill at all!
Maximize the Speed skill!
Earn over $250,000!
Earn over $500,000!
Maximize the Size Skill!
Complete the game, earn over $1,000,000!
Earn over $750,000!
Lose over 50 times!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (35/60 points)
You are Coward
Green till the death
Red till the death
Easily deceived by green ideas
At the end you have mind
You don't like troubles
You always don't have time
You are a well-balanced person
You are green minded person
You are red minded person
Easily deceived by red ideas
Having late brain is better than nothing
Medals Earned: 3/19 (15/125 points)
Open up the craft menu.
Collect wood.
Start playing.
Craft an axe.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of diamonds.
Mine a diamond block.
Craft a shovel.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of gold.
Mine and hold 500 blocks of dirt.
Smelt and hold 100 blocks of iron.
Smelt cobble stone.
Craft a pickaxe.
Craft and hold 50 fences.
Mine down to the world's bottom layer.
Smelt sand.
Smelt clay.
Craft all iron tools.
Craft all gold tools.
Craft all diamond tools.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Ghasts are incoming!
Score over 1000 points
Get over 10,000 points