Total Medals Earned: 19,558 (From 3,237 different games.) Total Medal Score: 412,760 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (175/475 points)
Survive for 30 second!
Survive for 50 seconds
Survive a whole minute!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (500/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 10/10 (460/460 points)
5 levels completed
10 levels completed
Second levelpack unlocked
Third levelpack unlocked
All the levels completed
20 levels completed
3500 points earned
10 stars earned
20 stars earned
All the stars earned
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (45/250 points)
Pick up a match.
Find the letter of greed.
Find the letter of lust.
Find the letter of pride.
Find the letter of sloth.
Find the letter of envy.
Find the letter of gluttony.
Find the letter of wrath.
Find all available matches.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/6 (140/340 points)
Clear Level 1
Clear Level 2
Clear Level 3
Clear Level 4
Final time under 7m
Final time under 5m
Medals Earned: 10/18 (120/500 points)
Learn about all the power-ups in the "?" section
Read both pages of the credits section
Finish Mission1 without being harmed at all
Finish Shooting Challenge4 with 70+ shots left
Finish Shooting Challenge1 with 20+ seconds left
Finish Shooting Challenge2 with 70+ shots left
Finish Shooting Challenge3 with 20+ seconds left
Play and complete the Tutorial Mission
Finish Mission5 using mouse movement controls
Finish Shooting Challenge5 with all 3 bonus stars
Commit a suicide
Finish Mission7 with 40+ seconds left
Finish Mission12 with 30+ seconds left
Score more than 10000 points
Finish Mission9 on hard difficulty
Score more than 20000 points
Finish Mission13 on insane difficulty
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/19 (125/310 points)
Don't do aything!
Earn over $100,000!
Succumb to depression and hostility!
Earn over $50,000!
Do not upgrade "Health" Skill at all!
Maximize the Speed skill!
Earn over $250,000!
Earn over $500,000!
Maximize the Size Skill!
Complete the game, earn over $1,000,000!
Earn over $750,000!
Lose over 50 times!