Total Medals Earned: 19,517 (From 3,232 different games.) Total Medal Score: 411,780 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 4/6 (70/220 points)
Made your first Turn
Stay for 10 seconds
Play for 60 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Play for 10 minutes.
Play for a whopping half hour
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/165 points)
Survive a wave of Traditional Interpretation.
Gain enough points to rebuild a lost city.
Don't allow any missiles to hit the ground.
Survive five waves of Traditional Interpretation.
Survive a wave of Doomsday Theory.
Survive ten waves of Traditional Interpretation.
Survive three waves of Doomsday Theory.
Win an extra city, but have no dead cities to rebuild.
Survive three waves of Doomsday Theory with all six cities intact.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/490 points)
kill 50 dashers
kill 50 gliders
Score 5000 points in survival
Score 20000 points in survival
kill 50 beekeepers
kill 25 carriers
kill 500 beekeepers
kill 500 dashers
kill 500 gliders
kill 200 carriers
kill 2000 dashers
kill 2000 gliders
kill 2000 beekeepers
kill 500 carriers
Score 50000 points in survival
Complete the 10 levels in the Campaign
Medals Earned: 5/6 (65/115 points)
Find Frostbite
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 6/7 (75/125 points)
Find Frostbite.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 11/13 (305/310 points)
Clear Episode 1 (levels 1-5).
Beat the game under ten minutes.
Clear Episode 2 (levels 6-10).
Beat the game under five minutes.
Beat the game under two minutes.
Clear Episode 3 (levels 11-15).
Clear Episode 4 (levels 16-20).
Beat the game in at least thirty minutes.
Complete Episode 5 (levels 21-25) and beat the game.
Beat the game under a minute.
Beat the game under half a minute.
You bring some faith back to balrogity. Good job.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (225/225 points)
Catch one!
Solve them!
Solve the tree puzzle
Build one!
Escape!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Fix it
Solve the arrow puzzle
You climbed down! Now to climb back up!
Use it!