Total Medals Earned: 19,558 (From 3,237 different games.) Total Medal Score: 412,760 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
why would you ignore your own problems?
Learn to accept
The man who watches over you
end your short dream
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Complete levels 1-5.
Complete levels 6-10
Complete levels 11-15
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
1st place with ambulance car
1st place with police car
1st place with taxi car
1st place with bus car
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/290 points)
Find your first item
reach round 5
Reach round 10
Reach round 25
Reach round 50
Reach 500.000 score
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Finish arcade mode
Finish speedwriter mode
Medals Earned: 12/12 (390/390 points)
Complete at least 3 rounds!
Complete at least 8 rounds!
First mistake
No mistake in the first round!
Complete at least 15 rounds!
No mistake in the first 4 rounds!
Complete at least 20 rounds!
No mistake in the first 9 rounds!
Complete at least 25 rounds!
No mistake in the first 14 rounds!
Complete at least 30 rounds!
No mistake in the first 20 rounds!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Start to view a gallery bunch of spiders!
You have seen all spiders in this gallery.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 11/12 (200/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.