Yes, today is good ol' birthday number twenty-three for me. Only two more years until I get lower car insurance! HOORAY!!!

But seriously folks, twenty-three's come too quickly. I can't believe it's only going to be another seven years until I'm thirty. Enjoy your time as teenagers and young adults, folks. It goes by without you seeing it come.

Gloomy negative outlook aside, I'm not sure what's on the agenda for tonight. I'd like to go out and get drunk, but I haven't really drank since the summer last year. Maybe a quiet night at home? Nahh. What I'd really like to do is get a decent-sized poker game going. That's always a good plan.

But yeah, twenty-three. Bust out the party blowers and glow sticks. This'll be a rave! *Techno beat plays*

Hey! Pass that ecstasy that way!