God, it's been a while.  I've seen how much Newgrounds has evolved over the past few years. It's amazing.  Props to everybody that's made Newgrounds what it is today.

Anyway, life has been great since the last time I posted an update.  I've been working my casino job for over four years now.  I've been in a great relationship with a beautiful woman that I love for almost three years now.  Plus, we had our first child together back in August of 2013.  It's hard to believe she's already 15 months old.  Seems like yesterday she was born.  Hell, the next time I blink, she'll probably be in school.

But yeah, life's good.  Wouldn't change a thing about it.  It's great to finally take a few minutes and inhabit the site once again.  Not a lot of people these days probably even remember, or even know, who I am or what I used to do on here.  That's okay.  Maybe there will be more people to meet, and more topics to talk about.  

So yeah...   Cheers, everyone.

Yeah I know. I haven't been posting on here at all recently. I haven't abandoned the site though. I've been still active on watching movies and playing a lot of games. I just haven't been consumed with the internet as much as I have been in past years.

A lot of that has to do with the new job I have. I'm a casino dealer now. I have to say that I feel like I have the coolest fuckin' job in the world right now. Getting paid to deal cards and interact with all different forms of people is almost too good to be true. I've been at this job for two months now, and I tell you, it sure as hell beats going back to working at a grain elevator.

So that's my update on what's going on in my life right now. Things are pretty sweet now if you ask me.

This is my kidding face.

. . .so here's a random photo of Donald Faison during the first episode of Scrubs.

*SCREAMO*

I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK!!!

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Instead of burying him in the ground, all you have to do is carve out his insides and stick a candle in him.

Before you know it, you'll be ready for Halloween with your very own Jacko-lantern. The kids will love it!

Sorry. I don't have any.

2004-2009

You may or may not have noticed that the American Football Crew is gone from the Clubs and Crews forums. Now I'm not sure how it got deleted, but I'm assuming it was accidentally deleted.

Personally, I had damn-near 300 posts wiped out with that deletion. That sucks, I know, but I've gotten over it. So yeah, goodbye old crew and hello to the new crew, whoever decides to make it.

I've noticed for the most part, there seems to be a good chunk of the more well-known users that actually have something informative and helpful in their newsposts. From NEVR's *Backseat Modding" post, to the people who have something about walkthroughs for the medals, and let's not forget the users who have stories they wrote for their posts. I mean hell, that's some pretty nice, interesting, and informative shit right there.

And then there's me.

You see, I've never had anything like that before on my newsposts. I don't have the patience or the talent to write stories for the most part, and anything that might help out to Newgrounds in terms of helping out new users around the site or helping out users with the medal games has already been taken.

So what does that leave me? To be quite honest, not much. I guess I could whore out the Audio Portal tracks that don't seem to get enough notoriety that is well-deserved. That's about the only idea I have.

Anyone else care to chime in with an idea or two?

. . .I am not an EXPERIENCED cannibal.